Translated by
Dr. Henry "Indiana" Jones, Jnr
Wednesday, April 23, 2008
As my limited experience of this city state continues to expand, I have started to form the opinion that the women can be divided into two groups...those you make love to, and those you make love with. Sadly it is the former group that seems to be in the majority, which really just raises the "value" of those who belong to the later.
The 'To's": This group, while I would not go so far to say is "frigid" is...a little less enthusiastic about their involvement in the process. They expect to be made love TO, this means that the guy initiates, the guy suggests new positions, and while she might even orgasm, she really just lies their doing some oriental version of conjugal rights, or laying back and "thinking of England". A good friend of mine described this group as often punctuated by the need to shower both before and immediately after sex, of having not only an 'inside voice' but an even quieter "sex voice"...
think a "church voice" with the volume turned down. And as for oral technique let’s just say that if they do go down, you really have to concentrate to stay hard.
Unfortunately this groups attitude towards "TO" is not confined just to the bedroom.
Date With Caution.
The "With's": With this group, you have a woman who wants to be involved, is not afraid of noise, fluid, or even jumping up to go and get ice from the fridge to make it more interesting. This girl will initiate the foreplay with teasing, or even just grab you and push against the wall as her tongue jousts with yours. Her "bedroom voice" would make a vicar blush, and this little multi-orgasmic hellion loves nothing more than going down on you, but you better be prepared to reciprocate, and you better do a good job. For her sex is not a spectator sport she wants to be involved actively whether the preferred approach for the moment is "fast and furious" or "slow and languid".
Date with abandon and whipped cream on the side.
Those with weak hearts, please consult your doctor before proceeding.
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And while I am being a little tongue-in-cheek with this, and maybe overly simplistic, really at its most basic it is true...limited to women, since the nature of sex means men are involved more on a sliding scale of consideration, skill, and desire to please their partners, whereas women are either actively involved in their sex lives or they chose to be spectators...
...they are the "to" or the "with" girls.
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5 Comments:
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Van said...
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Cute! And true at that, albeit not limited to SG. Have you heard the racial stereotyping of this? I should tell you..they're too funny. At risk of sounding racist...hahaha...maybe i should tell u this in private conversation in case i get stoned.
- 13:34
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The Horny Bitch said...
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To is like doing with an object.
- 21:05
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Andrea Wh@tever said...
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omg! this is so wicked *wink*
- 22:41
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Angeline said...
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hahaha...another insightful post by indy.
- 23:07
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sofia said...
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"little multi orgasmic hellion"
- 06:49
Post a CommentWith involves the other party more..
I'll be the with girl anytime..
what a phrase!
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