Translated by
Dr. Henry "Indiana" Jones, Jnr
Monday, April 21, 2008
So the most seductive woman of all time (
see here) is apparently a computer generated amalgam of some Hollywood starlets and a dress made famous by Marilyn. So basically she doesn't exist, unless you are pimple faced 16 year old hacker with a penchant for VR.
But what really got me were the extra tidbits of sexual gossip mentioned in the article that also came from surveys,
1. Women (apparently) feel more seductive wearing black...
e we couldn't have guessed that...but truthfully god bless them for it.2. Men are apparently completely clueless when it comes to non-verbal pick up signals...
...you mean they got paid to conduct a survey to verify something everyone already knew. I guess that’s science for you.- - -
Mmm...I once toyed with the idea of advertising on my blog a "Win a date with Indy" competition, you know the type, write in 25 words or less why you deserve to be wined and dined for an evening by yours truly, but for various reasons I never got round to it, but some
enterprising (read: desperate) NUS student has taken to advertising for "no-string-attached discreet and confidential relationship". So I sort of feel beaten to the punch-line by a much more direct approach.
In return for the "no-strings attached and confidential relationship" he will pay the young lady the princely sum of S$200/month for exclusive access that’s assures "cleanliness". Interested in educated young ladies only, this young man plans to use their ID cards and library verification to assure that they are enrolled in his preferred University, and more importantly are not fakes or worse, prostitutes. Because after all paying a woman for exclusive all areas access is of course not prostitution but rather a simple matter of supply and demand, and a rather basic return to simple economics.
I have to wonder how many replies he got.Last year in the Temple of Doom, Indiana unearthed: Intangible Thoughts
Lectiones Sacrae Ex Libris Indiana 06:00
6 Comments:
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Angeline said...
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packet money? maybe he means pocket money. anyway, S$200/month...that sounds like a rip off--don't prostitutes at Orchard Towers charge the same amount for a single night (or so I've heard)?
- 09:55
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Angeline said...
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i feel sexiest wearing RED, btw.
- 09:56
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the VirginPornStar said...
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Didn't you offer to buy me for $200 a month? LOL.
- 10:31
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sofia said...
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i suggest you go on with your competition - if you'll publicise the results. ;)
- 11:33
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Indiana said...
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Angeline: Red is a nice colour too. ~grin~
- 12:38
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Farrell said...
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Yeah - why would the women pay HIM? It should be the other way around.
- 19:57
Post a CommentVPS: I also recall that you agreed I could sell you to E@L if I got bored with you. ~lol~
Sofia: Somebody wants to enter, win, and then have her evening written about. ~wink~
Well, it shouldn't be either way, actually.
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