Translated by
Dr. Henry "Indiana" Jones, Jnr
Tuesday, October 23, 2007
In in an almost desperate last ditch effort in trying to woo the lovely
T into a night of debauched frivolity,
Spike decided to play the "
I'm better than that guy card", by dragging me into his ever sinking and more futile "game".
And the reason given by
Spike that
T would be better off dating/shagging him than me...
"I have two functional elbows...if that sort of thing is important to you"
And really...I just can't compete with logic like that.
But I think it was topped when a few hours later while we waited for dinner, she looked over the table at him and in all earnestness said,
"You really are pathetic...to be honest"
At which point it didn't feel so bad to have only one functional elbow. ~grin~
Ohh, and for the record, even though she says it's shrinking, she still has one of the best PLA's in town.
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8 Comments:
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savannah said...
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"You really are pathetic...to be honest"
- 08:23
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Spike said...
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First time the elbow line didn't work. After that, I was stumped.
- 09:51
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Indiana said...
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Savannah: PLA is an E@L term stands for Pert Little Arse. :-)
- 14:32
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Peranakan Dude said...
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At least the elbow line was better than "I have bigger balls/larger dick"...that's like so Neaderthal! :D
- 15:55
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sofia said...
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congrats on the functioning elbow! but now no one will offer to cut your steak for you...
- 16:35
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Amber said...
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That was classic. Too funny!
- 16:41
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Indiana said...
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Dude: Well if he had said that I would have demanded proof, just to see if it would have gotten us kicked out of the pub.
- 18:55
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savannah said...
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congratulations re the elbow, sugar!
- 19:51
Post a Commentwhat a great line to be delivered a few hours later...poor guy
(what does PLA stand for?)
Spike: Well the stitches came out today and elbow now works so you no longer have that over me.
And don't you hate when your best lines fall flat?
Sofia: Well I am sure I can get a cute girl to cut my steak up for me, its getting one to wash my back now I am healed that will be hard.
Amber: I know. Usually I forget the funny quotes on outings, but this one was just to good.
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