Translated by
Dr. Henry "Indiana" Jones, Jnr
Monday, July 09, 2007
Sometime in the last month a young lady I once knew* (and still do**) featured as the Sunday Straits Times hot-bod. Now if that isn't a confronting image to deal with over coffee on a Sunday morning I am not sure what is.
A gym sculpted body, tanned, athletic, in its prime and the mirror reflected image of my saggy arse and bulging gut...mmmm...is it any wonder we ended up "just friends" and with no benefits. ~sigh~
On the upside, knowing her did/does remind me that I will never understand women because she obviously saw and sees something in me I don't...but I guess I can say that about any women silly enough to get naked with me. ~grin~
*
Biblically ~grin~**
No longer so religiously ~frown~---
Flying Business Class is made more perfect by 2 simple words:
SINGAPORE GIRL
Thought: I wonder is some future gf could be persuaded to do the whole Kebeya fantasy for me...or will I just have to get an original version. ~grin~
Can we all say: Coffee, Tea...or me? ~wink~
---
Her: "
You are an arrogant tosser aren't you?"
Amended 24 hours later...
Her: "
But you are charming"
mmm...that works for me. ~grin~
Last year in the Temple of Doom, Indiana unearthed: Nothing But Dust
Lectiones Sacrae Ex Libris Indiana 06:00
"...hardly a genius...worthy of all the sycophants you seem to have gathered."
7 Comments:
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bumbler said...
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it's "kebaya" and i don't understand that fantasy, (i mean i know it's the air stewardess thing but why the kebaya, the SIA kebaya is not nice!) but it's a really really simple one and i'm sure you'd have no problems convincing your woman to do it.
- 13:20
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Indiana said...
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Bumbler: Well having lived in Korea for 6 years have you seen how un-sexy the han-bok is?
- 17:14
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Andrea Whatever said...
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kebaya fantasy eh? now THAT's an idea.
- 20:22
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Indiana said...
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Andrea: I would not think you needed ideas...just yet? ~grin~
- 22:16
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Sarah said...
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Um, I don't know what the fantasy is? Enlighten?
- 22:35
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the VirginPornStar said...
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If you have a Kebaya fantasy you can have my sixth grade Science teacher. Or my sixth grade Malay language teacher. Both women wore tight, tight Kebayas to school. We used to stare in wonder at their arses whenever they walked up the stairs in front of us.
- 00:18
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savannah said...
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the eternal quest...i waish you well, sugar! btw, how were your holidays?
- 03:36
Post a CommentYou don't have to understand the fantasy, just like we don't need ot understand your love of Clooney, Pitt or whoever is the flavour of the week in Hollywood.
And the convincing...maybe not, now I just need to find a woman.
No idea if they had a little help from body shaping garments or not, but for women their age (mid to late forties) they had fantastic bodies. Think large heaving bosoms that never seem to sucumb to gravity held high and proud, tiny waists and flared out, pert rounded arses that "popped" out.
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